A Time Of Times: What We Really Teach Our Kids

A Time Of Times: What We Really Teach Our Kids: 1. We teach them the the term" A job well done"..exp.    " If you are going to kill each other, take it outside!  I just finished cleanin...

What We Really Teach Our Kids

1. We teach them the the term" A job well done"..exp.

   " If you are going to kill each other, take it outside!  I just finished cleaning."

2. We teach them about religion.exp.."You better pray that comes out of the carpet!."

3. We teach them logic.  exp. "Because I said so, that's why!

4. We teach them more logic..exp. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, 
    you're not going shopping with me."

5. We teach them..foresight..exp.  "Make sure you change your underwear in case you
     get hit by a car."

6. We teach them Irony.  exp. "Stop that crying or I'll give you something to cry
    about!"

7. We teach them the Science of Osmosis..exp. "Shut up and eat yor dinner!"

8. We teach them contortionism exp.  "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your
    neck?"

9. We teach them stamina. exp. "You sit there until all your peas are gone!"

10. We teach them about weather. exp.."Your room looks like a tornado went through
      it!"

11. We teach them hypocrisy. exp.  "If I told you once I told you a million times,
      don't exaggerate."

12. We teach the circle of life...  exp. "I brought you into this world, I can take you
      out.!"

13. We teach them behaviour modificatiom..exp. " Stop acting like a  goose!"

14. We teach them envy. exp. "There are millions of kids out there who don't have
      parents like you!"

15. We teach them anticipation. exp. "Just wait until we get home!"

16. We teach them receiving...exp. "You're going to get it when you get home!"

17. We teach them meedical science.. exp. "Your eyes going to stick like that if you    
       don't stop crying."

18. We teach them humor..exp. "If that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don't come
      running to me".

19. We teach them to grow to adulthood..exp. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll
      never grow up!"

20. We teach them genetics. exp.."You're just like your brother."

21. We teach them roots..exp. "Shut that door behind you! Were you born in a barn?"

22. We teach them wisdom..exp. "When you get my age, you'll understand."

lastly

23. We teach them justice..exp. When you have kids, I hope they turn out just like
      you."